Storm's a Comin'!

Brrrr! Gotta get all bundled up this weekend for the snow! Maybe the storm will even help facilitate a little romance... Weather service says we could get 6-10 inches in this area--that's SNOW, I'm talking about!

Storm's a Comin'!

Brrrr! Gotta get all bundled up this weekend for the snow! Maybe the storm will even help facilitate a little romance... Weather service says we could get 6-10 inches in this area--that's SNOW, I'm talking about!

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 13-15

Almost made it through my little Illuminati checklist. After these 3, only 3 more to go!

13) Have all your outward appearances be that of a decent, moral and upstanding citizen. 

Oh, sister, I already have them ALL fooled! Done.

14) Openly become a member of the Christian clergy while secretly holding some occult practice. 

Easy one. I was ordained as an interfaith minister several months ago--and most people think I just do weddings (how sweet, right?) But most don't realize that I also get my ju-ju on and bang my shaman drums! I can shape-shift with the best of 'em!

15) Create a network of connections that form a hierarchy. 

Hmmm--does my experience with Amway count? Yes--it's true. I was once in Amway (hangs head in shame). BUT, it's all about schemes called "pyramids" and hierarchies--so I can totally do this Illuminati gig. 

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 13-15

Almost made it through my little Illuminati checklist. After these 3, only 3 more to go!

13) Have all your outward appearances be that of a decent, moral and upstanding citizen. 

Oh, sister, I already have them ALL fooled! Done.

14) Openly become a member of the Christian clergy while secretly holding some occult practice. 

Easy one. I was ordained as an interfaith minister several months ago--and most people think I just do weddings (how sweet, right?) But most don't realize that I also get my ju-ju on and bang my shaman drums! I can shape-shift with the best of 'em!

15) Create a network of connections that form a hierarchy. 

Hmmm--does my experience with Amway count? Yes--it's true. I was once in Amway (hangs head in shame). BUT, it's all about schemes called "pyramids" and hierarchies--so I can totally do this Illuminati gig. 

The "Real" iPad!

The comedic geniuses over at MADtv must be high-fiving each other right now, thanks to this video they did a while back--well before the brand-new Apple iPad was a real product. Actually, I think the name is fine, but lots of folks are already snickering, if the buzz on Facebook and my local radio station are any indication.

I just about spewed my coffee over "vaginal firewall protection!" Hilarious, brilliant.

The "Real" iPad!

The comedic geniuses over at MADtv must be high-fiving each other right now, thanks to this video they did a while back--well before the brand-new Apple iPad was a real product. Actually, I think the name is fine, but lots of folks are already snickering, if the buzz on Facebook and my local radio station are any indication.

I just about spewed my coffee over "vaginal firewall protection!" Hilarious, brilliant.

"Ugly Betty" Cancelled---Now Even MORE Reasons for Me to Be Grumpy!

"Since when are we the last ones to know the juicy gossip?!"

Once again, one of my favorite shows is cancelled. I don't understand why people didn't watch "Ugly Betty." It was creative in so many ways, you never knew what was going to happen, the acting and writing were great; it was witty and smart, and it had REAL family values as opposed to other shows that supposedly promote such things but which are so screechingly awful that I want to poke my eyes out. What show incorporated so many actors of varying ages, from teens to senior adults? What show included such contemporary story lines without seeming preachy or contrived? Most of all, what show reveled in its overall gayness without being political about it?

This is worse than when Henry got that other girl pregnant!

 Some story lines had struggled recently, but I had hopes for this current season, which I thought was off to a very satisfying start. I mean, I almost literally cried when Matt and Betty broke up the other week! (I'm sure that didn't have anything to do with my own relationship, but whatever...)

Oh, you know Hilda is NOT happy about this! 

 "Ugly Betty" has always been a wonderful breath of fresh air. I love all the characters, which were so multi-dimensional, unlike so many other shows where the bad girl is always unrealistically bad and the good girl is always so mind-numbingly perfect. How dull. But on "Ugly Betty," you both love AND hate Wilhelmina. You cheer when Amanda is daffy AND when she's surprisingly smart. You love it when Marc is Queen Bitch and when he's Mr. Softie. Of course, you love it when Betty completely screws up and when she saves the day.

"I want to know who's responsible for this fiasco!" 

Meanwhile, complete crap like "The Biggest Loser" and "Jersey Shore" soar to ratings Heaven (I'm not even including links!). Sure, maybe "Loser" is inspirational for some, but it's all so voyeuristic. I fully support people getting healthy, but I don't consider it entertaining to watch it happen. In fact, I think a lot of people watch that show only so they can say, "Well, at least I'm not THAT fat." And that is sad.

And we were just getting to know the scrumptious Adam Rodriguez--damn! 

So--here's to "Ugly Betty!" I hope they pull out all the stops for this final season--and ABC will lose one more viewer...

"Ugly Betty" Cancelled---Now Even MORE Reasons for Me to Be Grumpy!

"Since when are we the last ones to know the juicy gossip?!"

Once again, one of my favorite shows is cancelled. I don't understand why people didn't watch "Ugly Betty." It was creative in so many ways, you never knew what was going to happen, the acting and writing were great; it was witty and smart, and it had REAL family values as opposed to other shows that supposedly promote such things but which are so screechingly awful that I want to poke my eyes out. What show incorporated so many actors of varying ages, from teens to senior adults? What show included such contemporary story lines without seeming preachy or contrived? Most of all, what show reveled in its overall gayness without being political about it?

This is worse than when Henry got that other girl pregnant!

 Some story lines had struggled recently, but I had hopes for this current season, which I thought was off to a very satisfying start. I mean, I almost literally cried when Matt and Betty broke up the other week! (I'm sure that didn't have anything to do with my own relationship, but whatever...)

Oh, you know Hilda is NOT happy about this! 

 "Ugly Betty" has always been a wonderful breath of fresh air. I love all the characters, which were so multi-dimensional, unlike so many other shows where the bad girl is always unrealistically bad and the good girl is always so mind-numbingly perfect. How dull. But on "Ugly Betty," you both love AND hate Wilhelmina. You cheer when Amanda is daffy AND when she's surprisingly smart. You love it when Marc is Queen Bitch and when he's Mr. Softie. Of course, you love it when Betty completely screws up and when she saves the day.

"I want to know who's responsible for this fiasco!" 

Meanwhile, complete crap like "The Biggest Loser" and "Jersey Shore" soar to ratings Heaven (I'm not even including links!). Sure, maybe "Loser" is inspirational for some, but it's all so voyeuristic. I fully support people getting healthy, but I don't consider it entertaining to watch it happen. In fact, I think a lot of people watch that show only so they can say, "Well, at least I'm not THAT fat." And that is sad.

And we were just getting to know the scrumptious Adam Rodriguez--damn! 

So--here's to "Ugly Betty!" I hope they pull out all the stops for this final season--and ABC will lose one more viewer...

My Grumpy Pants Are On Waaaay Too Tight!

Boy, am I grumpy today. Had to control my temper in the grocery store after way too many slooooow people with carts got in my way!

And I know why I'm grumpy--but, *yawn*, it's the same ol', same ol'. And usually, thinking ahead to some sort of ritual provides a welcome distraction--but not right now. Next Monday is Imbolc, the mid-point between winter and spring. I always try and celebrate these moments in some way that helps me reconnect to the Earth, to the changing seasons. So this photo here, with the candles in the snow, reminds me that the light is returning soon.

But not even this is taking my mind off work, money, relationships, health--you name it!
Arrrgh! Grrrowl!

My Grumpy Pants Are On Waaaay Too Tight!

Boy, am I grumpy today. Had to control my temper in the grocery store after way too many slooooow people with carts got in my way!

And I know why I'm grumpy--but, *yawn*, it's the same ol', same ol'. And usually, thinking ahead to some sort of ritual provides a welcome distraction--but not right now. Next Monday is Imbolc, the mid-point between winter and spring. I always try and celebrate these moments in some way that helps me reconnect to the Earth, to the changing seasons. So this photo here, with the candles in the snow, reminds me that the light is returning soon.

But not even this is taking my mind off work, money, relationships, health--you name it!
Arrrgh! Grrrowl!

McCain Women Break Ranks to Support Gay Marriage

Believe it or not, both mom and daughter are now coming out against California's Prop 8 that stripped the state's gay and lesbian couples of their right to marry. Meghan McCain (below) had previously stated her support for gay couples to marry, and now mom Cindy (top) has done the same! And they're both appearing in "NoH8" ads to show their support. Cindy, of course, has been botoxed and airbrushed to within an inch of her life, almost disappearing into the white background--but I digress. I, for one, appreciate the support. It seems more women "get" gay marriage than men. Naturally, ol' "Mister Magoo" himself, John McCain, is still against it. Makes me wonder how that dinner conversation went when Cindy first broke the news. Oh, to be a fly on the wall of even one of their mansions...

I love what Meghan M said recently: "Marriage equality is not just a Democrat or Republican issue, it is a human one." I hope she's had the opportunity to look dear ol' dad in the face and say, "Daaaad--you're, like, soooooo out of touch!"

McCain Women Break Ranks to Support Gay Marriage

Believe it or not, both mom and daughter are now coming out against California's Prop 8 that stripped the state's gay and lesbian couples of their right to marry. Meghan McCain (below) had previously stated her support for gay couples to marry, and now mom Cindy (top) has done the same! And they're both appearing in "NoH8" ads to show their support. Cindy, of course, has been botoxed and airbrushed to within an inch of her life, almost disappearing into the white background--but I digress. I, for one, appreciate the support. It seems more women "get" gay marriage than men. Naturally, ol' "Mister Magoo" himself, John McCain, is still against it. Makes me wonder how that dinner conversation went when Cindy first broke the news. Oh, to be a fly on the wall of even one of their mansions...

I love what Meghan M said recently: "Marriage equality is not just a Democrat or Republican issue, it is a human one." I hope she's had the opportunity to look dear ol' dad in the face and say, "Daaaad--you're, like, soooooo out of touch!"

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 9-12

Halfway there! By the way, I've been working on Step #6 (Join the Masons). I'm casually including my interest in conversation, just in case I might stumble over a real Mason. Mostly, people just laugh and talk about the Shriner's--I guess because they wear those funny hats.

Photo: Please note, these are NOT Masons--and I refuse to join any organization, no matter how sinister, that makes me ride in miniature cars wearing a fez! 

But I'm also researching the Masons, and the info isn't as exciting as I had hoped. Apparently, the "original" Masons don't allow conversations on religion or politics! Now where's the fun in that?

So, steps 9-12 of 18.

9) Join a coven or magickal group. 

Easy! Now that I completed that shamanic mystery school last year, I'm in deep! Done.

10) Find your way into the circles of the elite.

I also got this one. One of my jobs includes editing for a publishing company whose CEO runs a major national charity and has high-level government connections. I live only a few miles from this person, have been to the home a few times and we're on a first-name basis.

11) While with the elite, cautiously demonstrate your ambition and inclination toward the occult. 

Another easy one. I already do this--you can't exactly tell everyone you know that you're a shaman!

12) Build a group of "slaves."

Hmmm--don't have any slaves yet but it does sound like fun. I'll get right to work with the oppression!

Only 6 more steps to go to Illuminati prominence! Ooooh, I hope they have cool ceremonies and pins. 

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 9-12

Halfway there! By the way, I've been working on Step #6 (Join the Masons). I'm casually including my interest in conversation, just in case I might stumble over a real Mason. Mostly, people just laugh and talk about the Shriner's--I guess because they wear those funny hats.

Photo: Please note, these are NOT Masons--and I refuse to join any organization, no matter how sinister, that makes me ride in miniature cars wearing a fez! 

But I'm also researching the Masons, and the info isn't as exciting as I had hoped. Apparently, the "original" Masons don't allow conversations on religion or politics! Now where's the fun in that?

So, steps 9-12 of 18.

9) Join a coven or magickal group. 

Easy! Now that I completed that shamanic mystery school last year, I'm in deep! Done.

10) Find your way into the circles of the elite.

I also got this one. One of my jobs includes editing for a publishing company whose CEO runs a major national charity and has high-level government connections. I live only a few miles from this person, have been to the home a few times and we're on a first-name basis.

11) While with the elite, cautiously demonstrate your ambition and inclination toward the occult. 

Another easy one. I already do this--you can't exactly tell everyone you know that you're a shaman!

12) Build a group of "slaves."

Hmmm--don't have any slaves yet but it does sound like fun. I'll get right to work with the oppression!

Only 6 more steps to go to Illuminati prominence! Ooooh, I hope they have cool ceremonies and pins. 

Daily Distraction: Ian Somerhalder

Believe it or not, I never watched "Lost," but I am a huge fan of Ian Somerhalder's newest show, "The Vampire Diaries," where he plays irresistible bad-boy vamp Damon. It's those eyes....

Daily Distraction: Ian Somerhalder

Believe it or not, I never watched "Lost," but I am a huge fan of Ian Somerhalder's newest show, "The Vampire Diaries," where he plays irresistible bad-boy vamp Damon. It's those eyes....

What's At the End of the Rainbow?

A Moravian church! How about that! After my last post, someone sent me this photo of the Emmaus Moravian Church in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Not only is this a beautiful setting but there's a little history for those interested (see link in previous sentence). Just thought it was a wonderful photo and wanted to share.

What's At the End of the Rainbow?

A Moravian church! How about that! After my last post, someone sent me this photo of the Emmaus Moravian Church in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Not only is this a beautiful setting but there's a little history for those interested (see link in previous sentence). Just thought it was a wonderful photo and wanted to share.

Shamans, Moravians--and how the Universe Connects It All Together

Do you ever feel like things suddenly fit together perfectly, like Lego blocks? I don't always feel that way, but there are some things going on right now in my life that seem to be connected in rather unexpected ways.

So I met earlier today with the local student who wants me to serve as a mentor for her high school graduation project on shamanism. We talked over what she could research, what she would like to learn and so on. Ultimately, she has to make the decision, but hopefully, I've helped guide her in a direction that will be exciting and beneficial.

I met the girl's mother and older sister, too. Very nice folks--and very open-minded, too. I'm sure it isn't every day your child comes home and says they want to do a project on shamanism! But during the conversation, I discover the family is Moravian. Now, what are Moravians, you ask? Some weird pagan cult? Actually, they're the oldest Protestant Christian denomination (predating Martin Luther)--and my mother's family is Moravian!

Most people, even Christians, have never heard of Moravians. Which is a shame because this group paved the way for so many. But they're not big proselytizers, and there's only 1 local Moravian church where I live. So to meet other Moravians is rather rare and interesting all by itself. However, the other week I felt compelled to do some research into Moravians, and at the time, I really couldn't explain why. But earlier today, my research paid off and it entered my conversation with this family as if it was the most natural thing in the world. Instantly, I had a special bond with these folks--and if it did nothing more than put the student's family at ease, well, that's good enough for me. But then the older sister--who's just returned from a Moravian missionary stint in Costa Rica--tells me of a Moravian minister she knows who has a particular interest in shamanism, and she acts as if it's the most normal thing in the world! Hmmm, maybe there's more I need to learn about this ancestral religion of mine. And it certainly pays to listen to spirit.

The Illuminati Connection! 

Ok, now this is totally tongue-in-cheek--but Moravians may even have an Illuminati connection! It seems one Illuminati group sprang up in the Bavarian region of Germany back in the 1700s. Well, guess where my mother's family is from! Her great-great-great (add several more) grandfather came from Bavaria 'round about this time, and he was Moravian--OMG! Come on, think about it: A little-known Protestant sect survives by going underground for centuries, was once called the "Czech Brethren," re-emerges to come to the New World, and although few people have heard of Moravians, their symbols--Christmas stars (see below), cookies and Lovefeasts--are widely known.

I even think the Rosicrucians have roots in Germany, too. Wow, so what is it about Germany and secret societies?

Shamans, Moravians--and how the Universe Connects It All Together

Do you ever feel like things suddenly fit together perfectly, like Lego blocks? I don't always feel that way, but there are some things going on right now in my life that seem to be connected in rather unexpected ways.

So I met earlier today with the local student who wants me to serve as a mentor for her high school graduation project on shamanism. We talked over what she could research, what she would like to learn and so on. Ultimately, she has to make the decision, but hopefully, I've helped guide her in a direction that will be exciting and beneficial.

I met the girl's mother and older sister, too. Very nice folks--and very open-minded, too. I'm sure it isn't every day your child comes home and says they want to do a project on shamanism! But during the conversation, I discover the family is Moravian. Now, what are Moravians, you ask? Some weird pagan cult? Actually, they're the oldest Protestant Christian denomination (predating Martin Luther)--and my mother's family is Moravian!

Most people, even Christians, have never heard of Moravians. Which is a shame because this group paved the way for so many. But they're not big proselytizers, and there's only 1 local Moravian church where I live. So to meet other Moravians is rather rare and interesting all by itself. However, the other week I felt compelled to do some research into Moravians, and at the time, I really couldn't explain why. But earlier today, my research paid off and it entered my conversation with this family as if it was the most natural thing in the world. Instantly, I had a special bond with these folks--and if it did nothing more than put the student's family at ease, well, that's good enough for me. But then the older sister--who's just returned from a Moravian missionary stint in Costa Rica--tells me of a Moravian minister she knows who has a particular interest in shamanism, and she acts as if it's the most normal thing in the world! Hmmm, maybe there's more I need to learn about this ancestral religion of mine. And it certainly pays to listen to spirit.

The Illuminati Connection! 

Ok, now this is totally tongue-in-cheek--but Moravians may even have an Illuminati connection! It seems one Illuminati group sprang up in the Bavarian region of Germany back in the 1700s. Well, guess where my mother's family is from! Her great-great-great (add several more) grandfather came from Bavaria 'round about this time, and he was Moravian--OMG! Come on, think about it: A little-known Protestant sect survives by going underground for centuries, was once called the "Czech Brethren," re-emerges to come to the New World, and although few people have heard of Moravians, their symbols--Christmas stars (see below), cookies and Lovefeasts--are widely known.

I even think the Rosicrucians have roots in Germany, too. Wow, so what is it about Germany and secret societies?

If You Haven't Helped Haiti Yet ...

Consider donating to help earthquake victims through Doctors Without Borders. They do really good work, so I made a small donation myself. To donate, click on the DWB widget at right or click here.

Blessings

If You Haven't Helped Haiti Yet ...

Consider donating to help earthquake victims through Doctors Without Borders. They do really good work, so I made a small donation myself. To donate, click on the DWB widget at right or click here.

Blessings

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 5-8

Continuing with my quest, let's look at where I stand on steps 5-8 (of the 18 I mentioned in my last post).

5) Incorporate Illuminati symbolism into everything you do. 

Easy! See me giving the "all-seeing eye" above, and I've added one to the sidebar. Plus, I have the CD of that Illuminati puppet herself, Lady Gaga, in my pick-up.

6) Like anyone with ambitions of world domination, join the Masons. 

To be perfectly honest, I have wondered a lot lately about what it would be like to be a Mason, plus I do love ritual and fancy outfits. So, never say never!

7) Join any other occult group with a degree system like the Rosicrucians and work your way up the ladder. 

The Rosicrucians have always fascinated me--and they even have a park! That's right, in plain ol' San Jose, California. Did you know that the Rosicrucians originated in Germany? Which is were my mother's family is from--OMG! (And that isn't the only Germany connection...) Plus, I have just learned that an acquaintance of mine is the Grand Councilor for the state where I live! So yeah, this one will be easy.

8) Study mystery religions and occult practices.

Well, duh--shamanism! Done. That was easy--I'm well on my way to Illuminati prominence!

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 5-8

Continuing with my quest, let's look at where I stand on steps 5-8 (of the 18 I mentioned in my last post).

5) Incorporate Illuminati symbolism into everything you do. 

Easy! See me giving the "all-seeing eye" above, and I've added one to the sidebar. Plus, I have the CD of that Illuminati puppet herself, Lady Gaga, in my pick-up.

6) Like anyone with ambitions of world domination, join the Masons. 

To be perfectly honest, I have wondered a lot lately about what it would be like to be a Mason, plus I do love ritual and fancy outfits. So, never say never!

7) Join any other occult group with a degree system like the Rosicrucians and work your way up the ladder. 

The Rosicrucians have always fascinated me--and they even have a park! That's right, in plain ol' San Jose, California. Did you know that the Rosicrucians originated in Germany? Which is were my mother's family is from--OMG! (And that isn't the only Germany connection...) Plus, I have just learned that an acquaintance of mine is the Grand Councilor for the state where I live! So yeah, this one will be easy.

8) Study mystery religions and occult practices.

Well, duh--shamanism! Done. That was easy--I'm well on my way to Illuminati prominence!

"Will You Be My Shaman Mentor?"

That's what the voice on the other end of the phone asked me. A local student found me through my minister Web site, and she wants me to serve as a mentor for her graduation project on shamanism. How cool is that! Of course, I said yes.

And I was just sitting here feeling sorry for myself for various reasons. And so the Universe steps in. Interesting. The student has to have her project approved first before we begin any of the work--but how amazing is it that someone so young is interested in shamanism! Stay tuned.

"Will You Be My Shaman Mentor?"

That's what the voice on the other end of the phone asked me. A local student found me through my minister Web site, and she wants me to serve as a mentor for her graduation project on shamanism. How cool is that! Of course, I said yes.

And I was just sitting here feeling sorry for myself for various reasons. And so the Universe steps in. Interesting. The student has to have her project approved first before we begin any of the work--but how amazing is it that someone so young is interested in shamanism! Stay tuned.

Can You Ever Go Home Again?

Maybe that's a cliche title, but it's where my head is right now. Things with my partner are going well, actually, and we're preparing to sell the house (painting, etc). Over the weekend, we took a walk through the old Grove, down the trail a ways and to the creek. We went as far as a footbridge before turning around. The walk was nice--but what stuck with me were my emotions about the land itself.

If you've been a follower of mine for any length of time, you know how special the Grove was to me and how difficult it was to actually move out. But it's odd--going to the house doesn't stir up as many emotions as the land itself does. When I moved, I said goodbye and essentially thanked the land for all it had taught me. You may think that's crazy, and that's fine. You simply didn't experience it as I did.

So there we were, standing on the footbridge and looking down into the creek--and it's as if I knew I couldn't go any farther into the Grove. It felt like something was closed off, and the thought of me walking farther into those woods felt like a trespass. That surprised me. It was on that same footbridge 5 years that I had first felt the pull of the woods again, felt the pull of nature's spirit like I hadn't in decades. But whatever spirit(s) greeted me then and opened my eyes to a new way of living are gone now, or at the least, they have nothing else to say to me.

My partner and I may work things out, but regardless, we'll have to move. Part of me wants to hang on to the land, too, but what good would it do? Can't force it. Can't pretend. The next step lies elsewhere, and I assume it's there that I will find home again.

Can You Ever Go Home Again?

Maybe that's a cliche title, but it's where my head is right now. Things with my partner are going well, actually, and we're preparing to sell the house (painting, etc). Over the weekend, we took a walk through the old Grove, down the trail a ways and to the creek. We went as far as a footbridge before turning around. The walk was nice--but what stuck with me were my emotions about the land itself.

If you've been a follower of mine for any length of time, you know how special the Grove was to me and how difficult it was to actually move out. But it's odd--going to the house doesn't stir up as many emotions as the land itself does. When I moved, I said goodbye and essentially thanked the land for all it had taught me. You may think that's crazy, and that's fine. You simply didn't experience it as I did.

So there we were, standing on the footbridge and looking down into the creek--and it's as if I knew I couldn't go any farther into the Grove. It felt like something was closed off, and the thought of me walking farther into those woods felt like a trespass. That surprised me. It was on that same footbridge 5 years that I had first felt the pull of the woods again, felt the pull of nature's spirit like I hadn't in decades. But whatever spirit(s) greeted me then and opened my eyes to a new way of living are gone now, or at the least, they have nothing else to say to me.

My partner and I may work things out, but regardless, we'll have to move. Part of me wants to hang on to the land, too, but what good would it do? Can't force it. Can't pretend. The next step lies elsewhere, and I assume it's there that I will find home again.

Ta-Da!

Here's the new look for the blog! Love it? Hate it? I'm diggin the stars, and the colors feel right--plus, I kinda like the tractor. It reminds me of that Kenny Chesney song. But I do care if it's hard to read, so if it is, please let me know.

Now I just have to upload all my widgets again!

And if you're looking for a new look yourself, check out Pyzam.com.

Ta-Da!

Here's the new look for the blog! Love it? Hate it? I'm diggin the stars, and the colors feel right--plus, I kinda like the tractor. It reminds me of that Kenny Chesney song. But I do care if it's hard to read, so if it is, please let me know.

Now I just have to upload all my widgets again!

And if you're looking for a new look yourself, check out Pyzam.com.

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 1-4

"Illuminati" by artist Daniel Martin Diaz

Already I've become obsessed with this whole secret society thing. Do they really exist and do they really exert any kind of control or influence? Or--just maybe this is what THEY wanted all along, and their evil mind control powers are already at work on me! Discuss.

So, gentle visitor and author Dantalion Jones commented on one of my posts and noted the 18 steps that one should take to join the Illuminati (originally from author JK Ellis--or, are these 2 the same person?). It seemed to me that these 18 steps were shared in jest, so with that same spirit, I thought I'd have a little fun and see just how close I can come to joining the Illuminati. (And I'm sure that the number 18 is magickal in and of itself, you know, 9 + 9 = 18 and 1 & 8 = 9, so I'm sure all those 9s symbolize some great mind control thingy. I'm lacking in the numerology department.)

Here we go:

1) Be patient and take the long view of things. The Illuminati is, if nothing else, patient with its goal of world domination. 

Easy one. Everyone I know says I have patience to spare. Done!

2) Start your own form of Illuminati group that models everything you know about the so-called "real" Illuminati. Your members should want power, money, control and domination while simultaneously keeping their influence hidden.

Another easy one. Most bloggers I know fit this category! We create our own little words, control who gets to post and rule with an iron fist! And we're anonymous. Done!

3) Study up on what the paranoid conspiracy theorists say about the Illuminati, and learn as much as you can.

I've seen "Angels and Demons," and I'm a fan of Lady Gaga--so, done!

4) Get a degree from Harvard and join the Skull and Bones Society (because, you know, anyone who's anyone in the Illuminati have these connections).

Hmm, this will take some creativity. I can't afford Harvard, however, I do have 2 friends who graduated from Princeton, which is sorta the same thing, so maybe they'll help me out. And I have 2 degrees of my own, so I can sound real smart. Plus, when I was a child, my friends and I created this secret club called (no lie) The Secret X Club, and we totally made our other friends "interview" before they could officially join. Which, I'm sure, is sorta like Skull and Bones--so I'm confident that I can fudge this part of the Illuminati application. (And for the record--no, I never would've let George W join MY secret society! The Secret X Club had very high standards.)

That's a good start, don't you think? Stay tuned to see how I rank on the next several steps!

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 1-4

"Illuminati" by artist Daniel Martin Diaz

Already I've become obsessed with this whole secret society thing. Do they really exist and do they really exert any kind of control or influence? Or--just maybe this is what THEY wanted all along, and their evil mind control powers are already at work on me! Discuss.

So, gentle visitor and author Dantalion Jones commented on one of my posts and noted the 18 steps that one should take to join the Illuminati (originally from author JK Ellis--or, are these 2 the same person?). It seemed to me that these 18 steps were shared in jest, so with that same spirit, I thought I'd have a little fun and see just how close I can come to joining the Illuminati. (And I'm sure that the number 18 is magickal in and of itself, you know, 9 + 9 = 18 and 1 & 8 = 9, so I'm sure all those 9s symbolize some great mind control thingy. I'm lacking in the numerology department.)

Here we go:

1) Be patient and take the long view of things. The Illuminati is, if nothing else, patient with its goal of world domination. 

Easy one. Everyone I know says I have patience to spare. Done!

2) Start your own form of Illuminati group that models everything you know about the so-called "real" Illuminati. Your members should want power, money, control and domination while simultaneously keeping their influence hidden.

Another easy one. Most bloggers I know fit this category! We create our own little words, control who gets to post and rule with an iron fist! And we're anonymous. Done!

3) Study up on what the paranoid conspiracy theorists say about the Illuminati, and learn as much as you can.

I've seen "Angels and Demons," and I'm a fan of Lady Gaga--so, done!

4) Get a degree from Harvard and join the Skull and Bones Society (because, you know, anyone who's anyone in the Illuminati have these connections).

Hmm, this will take some creativity. I can't afford Harvard, however, I do have 2 friends who graduated from Princeton, which is sorta the same thing, so maybe they'll help me out. And I have 2 degrees of my own, so I can sound real smart. Plus, when I was a child, my friends and I created this secret club called (no lie) The Secret X Club, and we totally made our other friends "interview" before they could officially join. Which, I'm sure, is sorta like Skull and Bones--so I'm confident that I can fudge this part of the Illuminati application. (And for the record--no, I never would've let George W join MY secret society! The Secret X Club had very high standards.)

That's a good start, don't you think? Stay tuned to see how I rank on the next several steps!

More of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance with ... SATAN!

Yep, more pop stars in league with Satan. Couldn't pass this one up. It's sinfully delicious! What makes it so funny are the misspellings throughout the video. I mean, if someone is bright enough to expose Gaga's dealings with Beelzebub, wouldn't you think they could also spell correctly? Maybe it's just me...

As far as I'm concerned, if the Haus of Gaga is really some kind of Satanic cult, well, sign me up! But it all reminds me of crap I used to hear about rock music while growing up in a Christian school. Look, if all of this were true, why hasn't Satan destroyed us yet? Guess even Lucifer himself can't get good help these days.

More of Lady Gaga's Bad Romance with ... SATAN!

Yep, more pop stars in league with Satan. Couldn't pass this one up. It's sinfully delicious! What makes it so funny are the misspellings throughout the video. I mean, if someone is bright enough to expose Gaga's dealings with Beelzebub, wouldn't you think they could also spell correctly? Maybe it's just me...

As far as I'm concerned, if the Haus of Gaga is really some kind of Satanic cult, well, sign me up! But it all reminds me of crap I used to hear about rock music while growing up in a Christian school. Look, if all of this were true, why hasn't Satan destroyed us yet? Guess even Lucifer himself can't get good help these days.

Wanted: Job with the Illuminati or Other Well-Connected World Conspiracy

If you don't lurk in certain darkened corners of the Net like I tend to do, you may not be aware of the static being generated by a few pop stars and their videos, particularly Lady Gaga and Jay-Z. Seems people either think they're brainwashing us all with secret, sinister Masonic or Illuminati symbols. Or, like over at The Secret Sun, it's all just talentless pop stars being managed by more intelligent handlers who are exploiting said symbolism for money.

The Wild Hunt offers some good details, including this video--which proposes such sloppy connections that it's laughable.

But wait--that's their PLAN, isn't it!? To make us think they're foolish and harmless--that's how the brainwashing works!

Seriously, all I know is that Gaga and Jay-Z have gobs of money, so if the Illuminati or the Masons are looking for extras, call me. I'm available. Because whatever mojo you guys have seems to be working. Has for centuries, right? Use me, abuse me, make me rich! Or at least we'll have fun scaring all the Muggles!

Call me....

Wanted: Job with the Illuminati or Other Well-Connected World Conspiracy

If you don't lurk in certain darkened corners of the Net like I tend to do, you may not be aware of the static being generated by a few pop stars and their videos, particularly Lady Gaga and Jay-Z. Seems people either think they're brainwashing us all with secret, sinister Masonic or Illuminati symbols. Or, like over at The Secret Sun, it's all just talentless pop stars being managed by more intelligent handlers who are exploiting said symbolism for money.

The Wild Hunt offers some good details, including this video--which proposes such sloppy connections that it's laughable.

But wait--that's their PLAN, isn't it!? To make us think they're foolish and harmless--that's how the brainwashing works!

Seriously, all I know is that Gaga and Jay-Z have gobs of money, so if the Illuminati or the Masons are looking for extras, call me. I'm available. Because whatever mojo you guys have seems to be working. Has for centuries, right? Use me, abuse me, make me rich! Or at least we'll have fun scaring all the Muggles!

Call me....

A Much Prettier Face!

Ok, so the photo from my last post was starting to really creep me out. I kept thinking of it sitting there, staring out at you, my dear readers, and causing you to click away. Well, we simply cannot have that! So I give you my new husband, Kellan Lutz, a la "Twilight" fame. (Well, I CAN dream, can't I?)

And yes, i'm bored. Not much to report. Working, eating, sleeping--which, I suppose, is just fine. Could be much worse!

A Much Prettier Face!

Ok, so the photo from my last post was starting to really creep me out. I kept thinking of it sitting there, staring out at you, my dear readers, and causing you to click away. Well, we simply cannot have that! So I give you my new husband, Kellan Lutz, a la "Twilight" fame. (Well, I CAN dream, can't I?)

And yes, i'm bored. Not much to report. Working, eating, sleeping--which, I suppose, is just fine. Could be much worse!

And Speaking of Makeovers...

Stay tuned because the ol' blog here is going to get a new look soon. What the hell--it's a new year, and I seem to have renewed energy. I've been checking out some templates, so we'll see. Don't know how long it will take to set up, but I hope it's refreshing and, in the end, not too annoying!

And Speaking of Makeovers...

Stay tuned because the ol' blog here is going to get a new look soon. What the hell--it's a new year, and I seem to have renewed energy. I've been checking out some templates, so we'll see. Don't know how long it will take to set up, but I hope it's refreshing and, in the end, not too annoying!

Ministry, Maintenance and Makeovers

In case you haven't noticed, I haven't posted much lately. It's all too tedious to go into, but I have been busy with other things.

Rev. Riverwolf hasn't officiated at any other weddings, but I did perform a house blessing a few days before Christmas. It went really well, the family was super-nice, and we ended with homemade chilli and champagne! I am so enjoying this ritual work, and it's becoming a wonderful source of joy in my life.

At home, I've set up what you might call altars, although I don't like that word since I'm not worshipping anything. They're more like photos really, representing the 4 elements and 4 cardinal directions. I need to add a few more touches for South/Fire and North/Air, but they're helpful daily reminders of my connections to the natural world and my place in it. Also did some organizing of my space where I keep all my ritual tools and objects. It feels much more energized now--and I really need some sort of name for it, like "chapel," or "temple"--something like that, but it needs to be more intimate and personal. I'm sure there's a word for it out there. Any suggestions? I'm also reading and researching.

On the relationship front, things are improving with my partner. He's made some changes, and I'm making some myself. We're both nicer to each other, we're listening and communicating--and I think I have hope this might work out. Part of me worries it might still be too late, but I guess we'll see. No rush.

Otherwise, trying to see movies and friends, and work is work, blah, blah. Thanks for indulging me!

Ministry, Maintenance and Makeovers

In case you haven't noticed, I haven't posted much lately. It's all too tedious to go into, but I have been busy with other things.

Rev. Riverwolf hasn't officiated at any other weddings, but I did perform a house blessing a few days before Christmas. It went really well, the family was super-nice, and we ended with homemade chilli and champagne! I am so enjoying this ritual work, and it's becoming a wonderful source of joy in my life.

At home, I've set up what you might call altars, although I don't like that word since I'm not worshipping anything. They're more like photos really, representing the 4 elements and 4 cardinal directions. I need to add a few more touches for South/Fire and North/Air, but they're helpful daily reminders of my connections to the natural world and my place in it. Also did some organizing of my space where I keep all my ritual tools and objects. It feels much more energized now--and I really need some sort of name for it, like "chapel," or "temple"--something like that, but it needs to be more intimate and personal. I'm sure there's a word for it out there. Any suggestions? I'm also reading and researching.

On the relationship front, things are improving with my partner. He's made some changes, and I'm making some myself. We're both nicer to each other, we're listening and communicating--and I think I have hope this might work out. Part of me worries it might still be too late, but I guess we'll see. No rush.

Otherwise, trying to see movies and friends, and work is work, blah, blah. Thanks for indulging me!

I Think I'm Becoming a Night Owl (or maybe Mothman?)

Here I sit, Diet Pepsi in my hand, typing away after midnight. I've already been to bed and even finished a good book. But my mind is ablaze! It kneads a mixture of to-do items for tomorrow as well as greater spiritual chunks that you can't fully digest while lying in bed. This is becoming a habit. I can't seem to get up in the mornings, but I want to stay awake all night.

My energy pattern has obviously shifted. I used to rise early and love to get lots of things done before hardly anyone else was awake. Now that's more of a goal than a reality. Instead I like to sit outside at night on my apartment stairs and gaze up at the stars, or just lie in bed and think without ever getting sleepy. And that's what's odd--I'm not even tired!

So am I turning into a creature that only comes out at night? You know, a cat, an opposum or maybe an owl? Supposedly they develop enhanced smell and hearing (I'll let you know). Maybe a moth, which have always creeped me out. I know--a vampire!

Well, it's all well and good--but I still have to work in the morning!

I Think I'm Becoming a Night Owl (or maybe Mothman?)

Here I sit, Diet Pepsi in my hand, typing away after midnight. I've already been to bed and even finished a good book. But my mind is ablaze! It kneads a mixture of to-do items for tomorrow as well as greater spiritual chunks that you can't fully digest while lying in bed. This is becoming a habit. I can't seem to get up in the mornings, but I want to stay awake all night.

My energy pattern has obviously shifted. I used to rise early and love to get lots of things done before hardly anyone else was awake. Now that's more of a goal than a reality. Instead I like to sit outside at night on my apartment stairs and gaze up at the stars, or just lie in bed and think without ever getting sleepy. And that's what's odd--I'm not even tired!

So am I turning into a creature that only comes out at night? You know, a cat, an opposum or maybe an owl? Supposedly they develop enhanced smell and hearing (I'll let you know). Maybe a moth, which have always creeped me out. I know--a vampire!

Well, it's all well and good--but I still have to work in the morning!