My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 9-12

Halfway there! By the way, I've been working on Step #6 (Join the Masons). I'm casually including my interest in conversation, just in case I might stumble over a real Mason. Mostly, people just laugh and talk about the Shriner's--I guess because they wear those funny hats.

Photo: Please note, these are NOT Masons--and I refuse to join any organization, no matter how sinister, that makes me ride in miniature cars wearing a fez! 

But I'm also researching the Masons, and the info isn't as exciting as I had hoped. Apparently, the "original" Masons don't allow conversations on religion or politics! Now where's the fun in that?

So, steps 9-12 of 18.

9) Join a coven or magickal group. 

Easy! Now that I completed that shamanic mystery school last year, I'm in deep! Done.

10) Find your way into the circles of the elite.

I also got this one. One of my jobs includes editing for a publishing company whose CEO runs a major national charity and has high-level government connections. I live only a few miles from this person, have been to the home a few times and we're on a first-name basis.

11) While with the elite, cautiously demonstrate your ambition and inclination toward the occult. 

Another easy one. I already do this--you can't exactly tell everyone you know that you're a shaman!

12) Build a group of "slaves."

Hmmm--don't have any slaves yet but it does sound like fun. I'll get right to work with the oppression!

Only 6 more steps to go to Illuminati prominence! Ooooh, I hope they have cool ceremonies and pins. 

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 9-12

Halfway there! By the way, I've been working on Step #6 (Join the Masons). I'm casually including my interest in conversation, just in case I might stumble over a real Mason. Mostly, people just laugh and talk about the Shriner's--I guess because they wear those funny hats.

Photo: Please note, these are NOT Masons--and I refuse to join any organization, no matter how sinister, that makes me ride in miniature cars wearing a fez! 

But I'm also researching the Masons, and the info isn't as exciting as I had hoped. Apparently, the "original" Masons don't allow conversations on religion or politics! Now where's the fun in that?

So, steps 9-12 of 18.

9) Join a coven or magickal group. 

Easy! Now that I completed that shamanic mystery school last year, I'm in deep! Done.

10) Find your way into the circles of the elite.

I also got this one. One of my jobs includes editing for a publishing company whose CEO runs a major national charity and has high-level government connections. I live only a few miles from this person, have been to the home a few times and we're on a first-name basis.

11) While with the elite, cautiously demonstrate your ambition and inclination toward the occult. 

Another easy one. I already do this--you can't exactly tell everyone you know that you're a shaman!

12) Build a group of "slaves."

Hmmm--don't have any slaves yet but it does sound like fun. I'll get right to work with the oppression!

Only 6 more steps to go to Illuminati prominence! Ooooh, I hope they have cool ceremonies and pins. 

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 5-8

Continuing with my quest, let's look at where I stand on steps 5-8 (of the 18 I mentioned in my last post).

5) Incorporate Illuminati symbolism into everything you do. 

Easy! See me giving the "all-seeing eye" above, and I've added one to the sidebar. Plus, I have the CD of that Illuminati puppet herself, Lady Gaga, in my pick-up.

6) Like anyone with ambitions of world domination, join the Masons. 

To be perfectly honest, I have wondered a lot lately about what it would be like to be a Mason, plus I do love ritual and fancy outfits. So, never say never!

7) Join any other occult group with a degree system like the Rosicrucians and work your way up the ladder. 

The Rosicrucians have always fascinated me--and they even have a park! That's right, in plain ol' San Jose, California. Did you know that the Rosicrucians originated in Germany? Which is were my mother's family is from--OMG! (And that isn't the only Germany connection...) Plus, I have just learned that an acquaintance of mine is the Grand Councilor for the state where I live! So yeah, this one will be easy.

8) Study mystery religions and occult practices.

Well, duh--shamanism! Done. That was easy--I'm well on my way to Illuminati prominence!

My Quest to Join the Illuminati: Steps 5-8

Continuing with my quest, let's look at where I stand on steps 5-8 (of the 18 I mentioned in my last post).

5) Incorporate Illuminati symbolism into everything you do. 

Easy! See me giving the "all-seeing eye" above, and I've added one to the sidebar. Plus, I have the CD of that Illuminati puppet herself, Lady Gaga, in my pick-up.

6) Like anyone with ambitions of world domination, join the Masons. 

To be perfectly honest, I have wondered a lot lately about what it would be like to be a Mason, plus I do love ritual and fancy outfits. So, never say never!

7) Join any other occult group with a degree system like the Rosicrucians and work your way up the ladder. 

The Rosicrucians have always fascinated me--and they even have a park! That's right, in plain ol' San Jose, California. Did you know that the Rosicrucians originated in Germany? Which is were my mother's family is from--OMG! (And that isn't the only Germany connection...) Plus, I have just learned that an acquaintance of mine is the Grand Councilor for the state where I live! So yeah, this one will be easy.

8) Study mystery religions and occult practices.

Well, duh--shamanism! Done. That was easy--I'm well on my way to Illuminati prominence!

Wanted: Job with the Illuminati or Other Well-Connected World Conspiracy

If you don't lurk in certain darkened corners of the Net like I tend to do, you may not be aware of the static being generated by a few pop stars and their videos, particularly Lady Gaga and Jay-Z. Seems people either think they're brainwashing us all with secret, sinister Masonic or Illuminati symbols. Or, like over at The Secret Sun, it's all just talentless pop stars being managed by more intelligent handlers who are exploiting said symbolism for money.

The Wild Hunt offers some good details, including this video--which proposes such sloppy connections that it's laughable.

But wait--that's their PLAN, isn't it!? To make us think they're foolish and harmless--that's how the brainwashing works!

Seriously, all I know is that Gaga and Jay-Z have gobs of money, so if the Illuminati or the Masons are looking for extras, call me. I'm available. Because whatever mojo you guys have seems to be working. Has for centuries, right? Use me, abuse me, make me rich! Or at least we'll have fun scaring all the Muggles!

Call me....

Wanted: Job with the Illuminati or Other Well-Connected World Conspiracy

If you don't lurk in certain darkened corners of the Net like I tend to do, you may not be aware of the static being generated by a few pop stars and their videos, particularly Lady Gaga and Jay-Z. Seems people either think they're brainwashing us all with secret, sinister Masonic or Illuminati symbols. Or, like over at The Secret Sun, it's all just talentless pop stars being managed by more intelligent handlers who are exploiting said symbolism for money.

The Wild Hunt offers some good details, including this video--which proposes such sloppy connections that it's laughable.

But wait--that's their PLAN, isn't it!? To make us think they're foolish and harmless--that's how the brainwashing works!

Seriously, all I know is that Gaga and Jay-Z have gobs of money, so if the Illuminati or the Masons are looking for extras, call me. I'm available. Because whatever mojo you guys have seems to be working. Has for centuries, right? Use me, abuse me, make me rich! Or at least we'll have fun scaring all the Muggles!

Call me....