Daily Distraction: Fernando Verdasco

Tennis anyone?

Yes, I realize this gentleman is on his personal watercraft with nary a tennis racquet in sight. But this is Spanish pro tennis star Fernando Verdasco--and I am completely distracted! For more of Fernando serving up his hotness in Miami, click here.

Oh wait--here's Fernando holding a tennis racquet, courtesy Cosmo. See--told ya he played tennis...

Daily Distraction: Fernando Verdasco

Tennis anyone?

Yes, I realize this gentleman is on his personal watercraft with nary a tennis racquet in sight. But this is Spanish pro tennis star Fernando Verdasco--and I am completely distracted! For more of Fernando serving up his hotness in Miami, click here.

Oh wait--here's Fernando holding a tennis racquet, courtesy Cosmo. See--told ya he played tennis...

I Wanna Be Like Miley!

So, Miley, since you're, like, ditching "Hannah Montana" after this season, can I be your next alter-ego? No? Come on, that is so, like, not fair! You're not even 18, you're crazy rich, you're practically a Disney character yourself--and you got that hot new Aussie arm candy Liam Hemsworth!

Didn't Billy Ray and Tish teach you to share? Well, better watch your back, Cyrus, cuz Liam ain't safe. I mean, how did that queen Adam Shankman (below) get so cozy with your new BF? I'm just sayin...

A little pop culture moment for you. Oh yeah, and another pic of Liam, just because.

I Wanna Be Like Miley!

So, Miley, since you're, like, ditching "Hannah Montana" after this season, can I be your next alter-ego? No? Come on, that is so, like, not fair! You're not even 18, you're crazy rich, you're practically a Disney character yourself--and you got that hot new Aussie arm candy Liam Hemsworth!

Didn't Billy Ray and Tish teach you to share? Well, better watch your back, Cyrus, cuz Liam ain't safe. I mean, how did that queen Adam Shankman (below) get so cozy with your new BF? I'm just sayin...

A little pop culture moment for you. Oh yeah, and another pic of Liam, just because.

Daily Distraction: My Favorite "Twilight" Vamp, Kellan Lutz, Strips to His Skivvies

Calvin Klein has convinced Kellan Lutz (*swoon*) to drop his drawers for a new underwear ad. It's times like this that I know there must be a God!

Daily Distraction: My Favorite "Twilight" Vamp, Kellan Lutz, Strips to His Skivvies

Calvin Klein has convinced Kellan Lutz (*swoon*) to drop his drawers for a new underwear ad. It's times like this that I know there must be a God!

Daily Distraction: Ian Somerhalder

Believe it or not, I never watched "Lost," but I am a huge fan of Ian Somerhalder's newest show, "The Vampire Diaries," where he plays irresistible bad-boy vamp Damon. It's those eyes....

Daily Distraction: Ian Somerhalder

Believe it or not, I never watched "Lost," but I am a huge fan of Ian Somerhalder's newest show, "The Vampire Diaries," where he plays irresistible bad-boy vamp Damon. It's those eyes....

A Much Prettier Face!

Ok, so the photo from my last post was starting to really creep me out. I kept thinking of it sitting there, staring out at you, my dear readers, and causing you to click away. Well, we simply cannot have that! So I give you my new husband, Kellan Lutz, a la "Twilight" fame. (Well, I CAN dream, can't I?)

And yes, i'm bored. Not much to report. Working, eating, sleeping--which, I suppose, is just fine. Could be much worse!

A Much Prettier Face!

Ok, so the photo from my last post was starting to really creep me out. I kept thinking of it sitting there, staring out at you, my dear readers, and causing you to click away. Well, we simply cannot have that! So I give you my new husband, Kellan Lutz, a la "Twilight" fame. (Well, I CAN dream, can't I?)

And yes, i'm bored. Not much to report. Working, eating, sleeping--which, I suppose, is just fine. Could be much worse!

Which "Twilight" Guy Is YOUR Favorite?

Ok, time for something totally fun and distracting! Which "Twilight" star do you think is the cutest? Now, I'm very specific on this--even though I haven't read the books nor seen any of the films (I know--way behind the times). I'll say right off that I don't think star Robert Pattinson is good-looking AT ALL! That's right, I've said it. His "Twilight" character may be something else entirely, but off-set, he has this not-so-bright expression, looks vaguely indigent and his teeth are oddly shaped.

But that's just me. Taylor Lautner is sexy, sure--but his nose reminds me of a pug, and everything else about his face is all squished together. But then there's Mr. Kellan Lutz--swoon--who gets barely any press but totally makes me weak in the knees.!

So, who does it for you? Leave your comments below.

Robert Pattinson, who plays lead vampire Edward?

Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob the werewolf?

Or Kellan Lutz, who I WISH could be my adopted brother/vampire!

Which "Twilight" Guy Is YOUR Favorite?

Ok, time for something totally fun and distracting! Which "Twilight" star do you think is the cutest? Now, I'm very specific on this--even though I haven't read the books nor seen any of the films (I know--way behind the times). I'll say right off that I don't think star Robert Pattinson is good-looking AT ALL! That's right, I've said it. His "Twilight" character may be something else entirely, but off-set, he has this not-so-bright expression, looks vaguely indigent and his teeth are oddly shaped.

But that's just me. Taylor Lautner is sexy, sure--but his nose reminds me of a pug, and everything else about his face is all squished together. But then there's Mr. Kellan Lutz--swoon--who gets barely any press but totally makes me weak in the knees.!

So, who does it for you? Leave your comments below.

Robert Pattinson, who plays lead vampire Edward?

Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob the werewolf?

Or Kellan Lutz, who I WISH could be my adopted brother/vampire!

Boys of Summer #9: Looks Like Somebody Needs a Shower

Don't you just love good ol' country boys out riding their ATVs in the good ol' summertime? Somehow, the ones I always see never quite look like this! *sigh*

Boys of Summer #9: Looks Like Somebody Needs a Shower

Don't you just love good ol' country boys out riding their ATVs in the good ol' summertime? Somehow, the ones I always see never quite look like this! *sigh*

Boys of Summer #8: Postcard from the Philippines

I stumbled across a blog about gay life in the Philippines, called Truevali, where I found these 2 good-looking fellas. I like the one of the left best. Truth be told, my taste in men veers toward the non-white. Of course, 'round these parts it's mostly lily white! Hmmm, a beach in the Phillippines is looking really good right about now!

Boys of Summer #8: Postcard from the Philippines

I stumbled across a blog about gay life in the Philippines, called Truevali, where I found these 2 good-looking fellas. I like the one of the left best. Truth be told, my taste in men veers toward the non-white. Of course, 'round these parts it's mostly lily white! Hmmm, a beach in the Phillippines is looking really good right about now!

Boys of Summer #6: I'll Call Him 'Tommy'

I've never been one to like your bloomers to show, but "Tommy" here is all right with me!

Boys of Summer #6: I'll Call Him 'Tommy'

I've never been one to like your bloomers to show, but "Tommy" here is all right with me!

Boys of Summer 09 #3: Let's Go for a Swim!

Is it me, or did it just suddenly get hotter?

Boys of Summer 09 #3: Let's Go for a Swim!

Is it me, or did it just suddenly get hotter?