Miss California's Mom is a Lesbian!

Just when you thought gay-hater Carrie Prejean might fade away, now comes the bombshell that her own mother is a lesbian! Or at least bisexual--although the relationship with the girlfriend seems to have suddenly ended because Carrie's mom didn't think the family could handle it. Which means, "she's just not that into you." Cause no matter your sexual orientation, if you're in love--you're in love.

Not sure if Carrie knew about this, but it does fill in the blanks about Carrie's home situation. Her own parents are divorced. And as a child of divorce myself, there's a part of me that supports traditional marriage and wants it all the last forever like it always does in Disney movies.

But then it gets interesting. When Carrie's parents divorced, they both accused the other of being gay! How crazy is that? My parents just screamed, yelled, cried and threw things. Ahhhhh--good ol' traditional American divorce!

Hmmm, is that odd, queasy sensation I suddenly feel, is that sympathy for Carrie? Maybe. If her parents' divorce was so traumatic and involved allegations of homosexuality, I could understand how that experience could scar you. Maybe even turn you against gay people.

And then I hear that Carrie thinks Satan tempted her when she was asked that fateful question about gay marriage in the Miss USA pageant. And once again, she refuses to take responsibility for her own beliefs and actions! Well, Carrie should certainly understand temptation, considering all those sexy photo shoots she's had. Just think about all those happily married men out being tempted right now by Carrie's almost-exposed boobies. And don't forget the lesbians, too! Poor Carrie, she's so wrapped up in a whirlwind of contradictions, she couldn't find her way out if she tried.

Miss California's Mom is a Lesbian!

Just when you thought gay-hater Carrie Prejean might fade away, now comes the bombshell that her own mother is a lesbian! Or at least bisexual--although the relationship with the girlfriend seems to have suddenly ended because Carrie's mom didn't think the family could handle it. Which means, "she's just not that into you." Cause no matter your sexual orientation, if you're in love--you're in love.

Not sure if Carrie knew about this, but it does fill in the blanks about Carrie's home situation. Her own parents are divorced. And as a child of divorce myself, there's a part of me that supports traditional marriage and wants it all the last forever like it always does in Disney movies.

But then it gets interesting. When Carrie's parents divorced, they both accused the other of being gay! How crazy is that? My parents just screamed, yelled, cried and threw things. Ahhhhh--good ol' traditional American divorce!

Hmmm, is that odd, queasy sensation I suddenly feel, is that sympathy for Carrie? Maybe. If her parents' divorce was so traumatic and involved allegations of homosexuality, I could understand how that experience could scar you. Maybe even turn you against gay people.

And then I hear that Carrie thinks Satan tempted her when she was asked that fateful question about gay marriage in the Miss USA pageant. And once again, she refuses to take responsibility for her own beliefs and actions! Well, Carrie should certainly understand temptation, considering all those sexy photo shoots she's had. Just think about all those happily married men out being tempted right now by Carrie's almost-exposed boobies. And don't forget the lesbians, too! Poor Carrie, she's so wrapped up in a whirlwind of contradictions, she couldn't find her way out if she tried.

Ellen and Portia Get Hitched!

Excuse me, but where was my invitation?! The girls got married over the weekend, and I didn't even know.

There are some grainy wedding photos if you click here, showing Ellen DeGeneres in white pants and vest and Portia de Rossi in a beautiful white gown, all designed by Zac Posen. I was going to post them here but they look better on the original site.

Anyway, congrats gals! I hope you have many more happy years together!

Ellen and Portia Get Hitched!

Excuse me, but where was my invitation?! The girls got married over the weekend, and I didn't even know.

There are some grainy wedding photos if you click here, showing Ellen DeGeneres in white pants and vest and Portia de Rossi in a beautiful white gown, all designed by Zac Posen. I was going to post them here but they look better on the original site.

Anyway, congrats gals! I hope you have many more happy years together!

"Gay" Remark Inspires Lindsay Lohan to Leave Acting and Become Hermit

No, not really, but it's hilarious that troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan--not one known for discretion--is suddenly deciding her personal life is off limits. Actually I don't know what she's so touchy about. The "gay" remark, IMHO, was a compliment.

Lindsay's reportedly upset that the LA police chief called her "gay," despite the fact that she's been all but having sex in public with gal pal Samantha Ronson. He was referring to the decrease in papparazzi since Lindsay and her BFFs Paris and Britney have toned down their partying. I don't know if Lezzie--er, Lindsay--is really a lesbian, but the implication is that she has gone gay and that has been a good thing for her.

What's wrong with that? Sure, maybe the police chief was a bit flip, but I agree with him. Lindsay finally found the right woman who could tame her ass! It could've been the other way 'round: "Former Disney actress turns gay and goes bonkers!"

Lindsay's used to controlling her press, but I think the chief touched a nerve here. Relax, Lindsay, we're all a tad touchy when we first come out of the closet. Now, are you and Samantha registered at Target?

"Gay" Remark Inspires Lindsay Lohan to Leave Acting and Become Hermit

No, not really, but it's hilarious that troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan--not one known for discretion--is suddenly deciding her personal life is off limits. Actually I don't know what she's so touchy about. The "gay" remark, IMHO, was a compliment.

Lindsay's reportedly upset that the LA police chief called her "gay," despite the fact that she's been all but having sex in public with gal pal Samantha Ronson. He was referring to the decrease in papparazzi since Lindsay and her BFFs Paris and Britney have toned down their partying. I don't know if Lezzie--er, Lindsay--is really a lesbian, but the implication is that she has gone gay and that has been a good thing for her.

What's wrong with that? Sure, maybe the police chief was a bit flip, but I agree with him. Lindsay finally found the right woman who could tame her ass! It could've been the other way 'round: "Former Disney actress turns gay and goes bonkers!"

Lindsay's used to controlling her press, but I think the chief touched a nerve here. Relax, Lindsay, we're all a tad touchy when we first come out of the closet. Now, are you and Samantha registered at Target?