Oh, if I were actually, physically levitating, I would SO call Oprah! Or would that be counter to my spiritual principles?Well, today is just weird, guys. I can't get any work done. I literally FEEL like I'm going to float or levitate away! WTF? I'm sitting here at my computer, totally distracted and unable to focus on the "real world." I keep closing my eyes, leaning against the desk, and I'm experiencing this unusual sensation. It's as if I could simply let go and I would drift upwards.
Which would be kinda cool, but then I suppose I might cross the path of a jet. I'd need a coat, too, since the atmosphere gets really cold way up high. Oh, and an oxygen mask might come in handy. Space suit, too.
Can someone glue my shoes to the floor?!
