It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's--"Super" Riverwolf!

Ignore that it says "Talented One-Eyed Pirate"--I prefer "Heroic One-Eyed Modern Super Druid!" Or something like that. So over at Hero Factory, you can turn yourself into an actual super hero.

I'm off to help injured wildlife, rid the world of environmental toxins, urban sprawl, mountaintop removal and wetlands destruction, and return Mother Earth to a more balanced state. And why not look buff while doing it?!

I've got my nature-inspired green-and-brown spandex on, and an "R" on my chest (for Riverwolf). No, it doesn't stand for "Robin." I may have to hex you for that! The eye patch just looks cool; besides, my third eye is open anyway, and skulls actually symbolize the spirit self. The green gloves are very handy at picking up roadside litter. And the wooden staff? Every druid or shaman needs one--and if I find any litterbugs, I can smack 'em with it! *Pow-Wham*

Thanks to my buddy over at GLH Playground for the tip!