No, not really, but it's hilarious that troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan--not one known for discretion--is suddenly deciding her personal life is off limits. Actually I don't know what she's so touchy about. The "gay" remark, IMHO, was a compliment.
Lindsay's reportedly upset that the LA police chief called her "gay," despite the fact that she's been all but having sex in public with gal pal Samantha Ronson. He was referring to the decrease in papparazzi since Lindsay and her BFFs Paris and Britney have toned down their partying. I don't know if Lezzie--er, Lindsay--is really a lesbian, but the implication is that she has gone gay and that has been a good thing for her.
What's wrong with that? Sure, maybe the police chief was a bit flip, but I agree with him. Lindsay finally found the right woman who could tame her ass! It could've been the other way 'round: "Former Disney actress turns gay and goes bonkers!"
Lindsay's used to controlling her press, but I think the chief touched a nerve here. Relax, Lindsay, we're all a tad touchy when we first come out of the closet. Now, are you and Samantha registered at Target?
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