Thursday, August 21, 2008

John McCain Is So Wealthy, He Doesn't Know How Many Homes He Owns

"Cindy, sweetums," says Magoo to his rockin' hot, young and money-makin' wife, "Where are we? Is this our home, too? It seems no matter where we are, we're 'home.' If you think about it, I guess I could vote in any state I wanted! Makes Arizona seems so small, doesn't it. With this many homes, I might as well already be President! Hell, I have more homes than the President does! But it'll be fun to add the White House to our collection, won't it?"

If this sounds ridiculous, well, you're wrong. Magoo (John McCain) admitted that he doesn't know how many homes he and his wife own. Ok, pundits, enough with the "Obama is elitist" crap! You know you're elitist when you have so many freakin' houses, you lose count!

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