Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Burn Incense--Get Cancer. What Next?
Jesus, Mary and the Saints--does everything cause cancer? Now there are reports that burning incense is the next thing we need to cross off our lists. So watch out all you pagans and witches as well as Buddhists and even Catholics--all those sweet offerings to the Divine are actually killing you.
I enjoy burning incense every now and then, especially outside on the deck. I haven't used it much for rituals, however. But now I'm freaked out--what about all that burning sage I inhaled this past weekend?
Oh, screw it. None of us lives forever. If we listened to all this research and advice, we'd live in a sterile box and never interact with anyone or anything. And we'd STILL get cancer!
So, burn, burn, burn away, I say!
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