Thursday, April 30, 2009

Miss USA Cat Fight! Plus, Boob Jobs and Transsexuals!

This is gettin' good! Now that Miss USA loser, er--first runner-up--Carrie Prejean has become a spokesperson for the anti-gay National Organization for Marriage (NOM), the sequined gloves are coming off! Or at least the media is positioning it that way.

Turns out that Prejean has--*gasp*--had a boob job! And the Miss California pageant paid for the procedure--according to former Miss USA Shanna Moakler, who is also co-executive director for the Miss California pageant as well as a budding reality TV star and a former Playboy model. Not that any of this really matters, but it's refreshing to know that Prejean's beauty is as manufactured as her opinions about gay marriage. Moakler, to her credit, has been taking the high road in most of this, but she was honest when a reporter asked if the Miss California organization had paid to plump up Prejean.

Come on, Carrie--if Jesus had meant for you to have boobs, he would've given you some. Therefore, I believe your boob job is against God's will! No offense to anyone, but I think we need to protect traditional boobs. It's just how I was raised.

I saw Carrie on the Today show this morning, and she's thrown herself into supporting NOM. Poor Matt Lauer couldn't get anything intelligent or even controversial out of Prejean. Seriously, the girl couldn't even defend her support of this organization or its political stance against gay marriage. Sad, really.

And there's more! Photos have surfaced of Prejean getting all smiley with well-known transsexual Amanda Lepore! (That's Amanda on the left.) Now, I know one photo doesn't necessarily mean anything, but Miss-Holier-Than-Thou really ought to think about who she's photographed with if she wants to become the poster child for a political cause. Carrie looks awfully comfortable hanging out with a transsexual, don't you think?

I love it when politics gets surreal. I can eat this stuff for breakfast!

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