Show Rick Warren the Love: Send Him Doughnuts for Gay Rights!

I couldn't resist! Some brilliant sister has encouraged anyone fed up with Pastor Rick Warren's "friendship" with gays to make a statement--with doughnuts! You may recall in his recent interview that he bragged about how he has always treated gays with respect, even greeting protesters at his Saddleback Church with water and doughnuts.

Water and doughnuts. How quaint. Don't you know doughnuts pack on the pounds?! See--Warren is trying to ruin our gay muscled physiques! It's a conspiracy!

Well, now we can return the favor. Just purchase a Dunkin' Donuts gift card and send it to our friend, Rick. Be sure to personalize it with a message about gay rights and even upload a pic of you and your partner. It's easy!

My card was polite, since my mama raised me right. It simply said: "Mr. Warren, you have lot to learn about life, love and people. Enjoy the doughnuts." (The site wouldn't let me use the word "queers" in place of "people." More discrimination!)

And I uploaded this sexy pic at left of two guys kissing! That'll work Ricky's nerves!

Sure, it cost $14.92 total--but that's a small price to pay for the opportunity to gently harass someone who greatly deserves it--and much more!

If the above link doesn't work, go directly to Dunkin' Donuts here.