Mr. Magoo & Scrappy Doo! (or John McCain Selects His Vice President)

Now that Magoo (John McCain) has picked his running mate, don't you think she (Sarah Palin) needs a nickname, too? I am fair and balanced, ya'll. Who better to represent the small-town, fearless pluck that is embodied by Sarah Palin than the love-him or hate-him---Scrappy Doo!

If you're a child of the 70s, you may have fond memories, like me, of Scooby Doo's boisterous nephew Scrappy. Or maybe you hated his calls of "Puppy Power!" Nothing against Scrappy necessarily, but I think this character does personify aspects of Palin's personality. Take from that what you will.

And as a editor, I do appreciate the alliteration when you combine these 2 together!