Thursday, September 25, 2008

A Call to Fellow Pagans and Heathens: Focus Your Power to Defeat the Christians!

Ok, this is a little tongue in cheek, to be honest. So, Christians in California are rallying the faithful to pray and fast in order to defeat gay marriage in the state.

I'm not one to believe in the power of prayer and a number of other things. And yet, that got me to thinking. Those of us who fall into the pagan, heathen, shaman and Wicca side of things should rally our own faithful for a little counterattack! I know there are some of you out there who possess a bit more faith in your own gods and goddesses and in your abilities to influence matters of this world.

I'm also assuming that most of you are more accepting of gay marriage than the majority of Christians are. If not, you are banished!

So, get to it! Direct your energy to California, get out your shaman tools, your wands and spell books and cast away, drum away!

If nothing else, maybe we can scare the Christians into staying home if they know the force of the nation's pagans are against them. Don't you just know they'll start shaking out of fear of what we might do! If they really understood us, they probably wouldn't be afraid at all but they're not ones to lay down superstitions (*wink, wink*).

Nothing like a good, old-fashioned spiritual battle to get your blood boiling! Me, I'll be blowing my new conch horn to call forth the spirits!

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