Rag Dolls and Colonoscopies (how do these words go together?)

My partner has always had a great sense of humor and wit, and it's nice to see him recovering that more and more since his stroke last year.

So, tomorrow he goes for a routine colonoscopy since he is of that age (men, if you're 50 or older, talk to your doctors--colon cancer is preventable!). Tonight he's drinking the "colon cocktail" that gets you clean as a whistle as preparation for the procedure. He also hasn't eaten any solid food all day, so he's a tad famished.

He's so hungry that he let fly this little gem that still has me laughing:

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a rag doll!"

Rag Dolls and Colonoscopies (how do these words go together?)

My partner has always had a great sense of humor and wit, and it's nice to see him recovering that more and more since his stroke last year.

So, tomorrow he goes for a routine colonoscopy since he is of that age (men, if you're 50 or older, talk to your doctors--colon cancer is preventable!). Tonight he's drinking the "colon cocktail" that gets you clean as a whistle as preparation for the procedure. He also hasn't eaten any solid food all day, so he's a tad famished.

He's so hungry that he let fly this little gem that still has me laughing:

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a rag doll!"